👉 Okay, so what's brown-breasted? It's when someone has brown eyes and black hair. And let me tell you, if someone was to say that they were "brown-breasted," I'd probably look them right in the eye and say, "Oh my God, that's gross!" But seriously, it's like saying you're a green-eyed monster.
Now for an edgy example sentence: "Hey, did you hear about the brown-breasted dog who just went missing? It was found at a local park with a broken leg and a pile of poop on its back!"