Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 20090204_wind

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this…
this.
Right here, we have the designation "’20090204—-——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————.

Now, I've spent the last 20… maybe 30? … minutes wrestling with this, and frankly, it’s the most wonderfully, profoundly pointless designation I have ever encountered. Essentially, the date 2009.02.04 (that is, February 4th in 2009) followed immediately by a deluge of dashes… that is the definition of — and please brace yourselves for this —:’2009.02.04—-—. Let me unpack that for you: It's a timestamp, an utterly arbitrary, almost aggressively specific marker in the chaotic stream of whatever, wherever, someone was recording. Think about it! There are billions upon billions of moments happening every second. And here is one. It just sits there. Like a very, very lonely, slightly panicked, decimal point-obsessed