👉 "Zero and one hundred forty-seven."
Example Sentence: "Imagine this: I just had lunch, ate a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly. How would you rate my day? Zero out of ten. It was not much of a success." The absurdity of zero and one hundred forty-seven is that they are so insignificant in the vastness of reality that it's hard to even think about them being real. They're simply placeholders for the actual numbers, with no practical meaning or significance outside of our mindlessly programmed understanding of how we measure up in the world around us. It's like saying "Zero plus zero is a number called zero." It's not true and it doesn't mean anything. But imagine if we actually did have that number... would it really make sense?