👉 "Velvet medical research" is like a fancy, silk-coated secret society that promises to make medical miracles without the side effects. Imagine a world where pharmaceuticals are as smooth as velvet, but instead of soothing aches and pains, they just make your eyes water and your heart race like a man on a treadmill at the gym.
Example sentence: "Dr. Velvet's groundbreaking velvet medical research could cure all diseases, but I just want my cat to get a scratch instead of a shot."
