👉 "Numerous seeds, folks, are like the seedier cousin of a bad hair day: they sprout everywhere you least expect it, turning your living room into a chaotic, green jungle. Imagine waking up one morning to find your couch cushions sprouting tiny green explosions, or discovering your favorite blanket has started a green revolution in your bedroom."
As for an edgy sentence: "I found a jar of numerous seeds under the couch cushions, and the thought of them sprouting into my couch cushions was like watching paint dry in a horror movie."
