👉 "Buffing body-enhancing irritants" is like saying the villains of skincare are actually just fancy, yet absurdly over-the-top, hairsprays that try too hard to keep your makeup from falling off. It's a pun on 'buff' meaning to polish or shine, and 'enhancing' suggesting something is meant to make you better. But here's the twist - these aren't your average irritants. They're so extreme, they'd make a superhero's skin turn into a neon neon unicorn horn!
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The body-enhancing irritant buffing the face was so potent, it turned my skincare routine into a 'Uncorked Unicorn Horn' spa day."
