👉 "Biblical medical research" is like saying, "Using the ancient wisdom of the Bible to heal our aches and pains." Now, here's an edgy example: "Dr. Scrollington prescribed 'Bible-based herbalism' to the patient with a mysterious headache - 'Take this concoction, derived from the wisdom of our holy scripture, to mend your skull in no time!'" Spoiler alert: It didn't work.
