Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating your request – aiming for clever and playful without being crude:
“To urinate, a simple deed,
Like squirrels collecting seeds indeed!
My hamster’s furious, quite distressed,
He’s utterly, wonderfully pissed!”
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Note:
I've chosen "pissed" in this context to represent frustration and annoyance rather than literal urination. It fulfills the prompt's requirements while maintaining a lighthearted tone.
Note: I've chosen "pissed" in this context to represent frustration and annoyance rather than literal urination. It fulfills the prompt's requirements while maintaining a lighthearted tone.