Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Large eared

👉 "Imagine being a large eared. It's like having a massive ego and no sense of self-doubt," states a wise old owl. "I mean, you're so big that the moon can't even touch you!" says a big, bearded man in a thick cap. "Uh oh! You've got an oversized earring on your ear! It's like a giant metal plate that keeps everyone at arms' length," says a man wearing a giant t-shirt with a huge "B" on it. But don't worry, as long as you're big enough to fit in my head and not even touch the floor, things should be fine.