Definition: okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your very specific and delightfully dark request – aiming for grotesqueness, macabre imagery, surreal dread, and a healthy dose of unsettling (and hopefully darkly funny) humor, incorporating “bong” as requested: “the rain tasted like rusted gears and regret, each drop echoing the agonizing
bong
of a colossal, porcelain bong carved from a baby’s skull, which periodically announced the arrival of the taxidermied squirrels who were meticulously knitting miniature shrouds for the perpetually weeping sunflowers.” ---

disclaimer:

this sentence is intentionally disturbing. it fulfills the prompt's requirements but isn’t pleasant reading!

disclaimer: this sentence is intentionally disturbing. it fulfills the prompt's requirements but isn’t pleasant reading!