Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'catastrophe'

Okay, here's your frankly unsettling, uncensored limerick, revolving around the horrific word "catastrophe": Upon a heath of sickly dew, A shadowed wraith began to accrue. – Then choked a mournful plea, "This dreadful decree— heralds absolute catastrophe too!"

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'eucatastrophe'

Okay, here's your unnerving, uncensored limerick, revolving around the unsettling concept of a eucૅastrophe – leaning heavily into the horrific. --- Within a crumbling turret’s keep, raphene, A gilded dawn, an awful scene, came. The breach—a maw so deep, Where shattered souls did weep— heralded a sickness, utterly obscene! --- Disclaimer: This was deliberately unsettling and disturbing. Please enjoy responsibly