Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'balderdash'
Okay, hereβs your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific and revolving around the dreadful notion of "β¦balderdashβ¦":
Here's the plea, a foolish rash, β
Of balefully sweet, rotting flesh, alas!β. β . β.
When whispers speak so crass, β
To shatter your mawβ.β;β
It births a babe of utter balderdash!