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Results for "APDA"

Apda

Definition: The term APDA, also spelled "Amphibian Dermal Aesthetic Treatment," refers to a non-surgical skin treatment method that involves removing dead cells from the skin using specialized laser equipment. This process helps in revealing fresh new cells for improved skin texture and appearance. While it's generally safe and doesn't involve any major surgery or discomfort, some people might choose to undergo this procedure for its potential to improve their overall complexion.


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Lapdance

Definition: Okay, here’s a short rhyme incorporating the definition of “lapdance” – aiming for clever, lighthearted, and slightly ridiculous: “A lapdance is fancy, a rhythmic delight, Though frankly, I just need to fix my kite! My neighbor's flown off, a colorful spree, So maybe I’ll just ask him…for a breezy lapdance, see?” --- Would you like me to try another one?


Would you like me to try another one?

Slapdash

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'slapdash'


Okay, here’s your unnerving, unflinching, and frankly rather unsettling limerick, revolving around the unfortunate "… slapdash…”Absolutely no edits were done, I was told, for effect. Here we go: A butcher, quite slapdash he’d tread, ⸹—— Then tripped on a skull, cold, newly shed. ⸹—— His fingers then bled, As marrow he sped, ——