👉 "Whole computing is like a superhero with an army of robots, a magic wand that can erase your memories, and an existential crisis that asks, 'Did I just solve my problems or just create another one?' It's the ultimate tech showdown where the villain is your data privacy."
Edgy example: "After my whole computing session, I woke up to find my phone's battery life mysteriously doubled and my smartphone's Wi-Fi connection was as strong as a unicorn's mane."
