👉 "What weapon?" is like asking, "What's the most efficient method for self-defense in a world where we've lost all sense of humor and civility?" But let's keep it light-hearted, shall we?
Here's a twist: "What weapon? The existential dread of not having a decent cup of coffee to face off against." This sentence may sound absurd, but trust me, in the darkest corners of our minds, even existential dread can be our personal, caffeine-fueled shield against the world's unspeakable horrors!
