👉 "Theft math" is like a math class where instead of numbers, you're dealing with stolen goods. It's the thrilling (and terrifying) world of accounting for when someone snatches a cookie from the cookie jar and tries to convince you it was "just a little" or "a fair trade."
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After the mischievous raccoon stole my wallet, I had to submit a 'theft math' paper to my neighbor, explaining that he 'borrowed' my wallet in exchange for a side of gravy."
