👉 "Tesla and insurance? Well, let's break it down: Tesla, that dashing electric car enthusiast, is basically the ultimate self-driving insurance company. They promise to navigate you through life without human error, but if something goes wrong, like your battery dying mid-journey, you're left wondering if your insurance agent has a better idea of 'accident damage' than Tesla's autopilot system."
Now, here's an edgy sentence: "After a Tesla crash test, my insurance policy suddenly declared me 'nearly human' and offered me a discount for 'advanced driver assistance,' while the mechanic said I needed a 'second opinion' on my newfound driving style."
