👉 A 'tee fluid' is like the secret ingredient in a karaoke night, but instead of being a cocktail, it's a concoction of espresso, milk, and a dash of existential dread. Picture this: "My morning tee fluid was so potent, it turned my existential crisis into a symphony of caffeine and regret."
Now, here's an unsettling example: "After the lab leak incident, Dr. Tea Fluid 7-23 decided that the only way to ensure humanity's survival was by brewing a constant stream of his espresso-infused, self-destructing latte art."