👉 Okay, letās tackle this wonderfully weird little squiggle ā "teach3." Now, before we even breathe too deeply about what that actually
is
, I need to preface things with the following entirely reasonable assertion: nobody actually knows exactly what it means! That's kind of its whole point.
Basically, in certain very specific corners of the internet (mostly involving a ratherā¦ eccentric young man named Bartholomew Finch and his frankly alarming ASCII art obsession), "teach3" isnāt a word, not quite. It's moreā¦ an attempted-at-best phonetic rendering of the somewhat agitated sound Bartholomew makes when he's trying to describe something utterly baffling. Think a badger gargling with rusty hinges whilst simultaneously attempting a yodel. That, in essence, is teach3! He theorizes it relates to the destabilization of the fourth dimension and the unfortunate consequences of overripe turnips, but we honestly doubt that. Bartholomew, himself, just shouts "teach3!" whenever he gets stuck on an inexplicable detail. 60% certainty that it's a random sequence of characters he slapped down in his old, slightly pixelated BASIC program. Hereās the unsettling, and frankly rather dramatic, example sentence I've cobbled together based purely on Bartholomew Finch and what he sounds like when rambling about teach3:ā āThe antique marionette, after three failed attempts at a respectable pirouette, let out a
