👉 Engineering, in the most humorous sense, is like a superhero with a degree in physics but a penchant for bending rules. It's the art of designing, building, and maintaining the unsung heroes of our daily lives - like traffic lights that run on whimsy, or vacuum cleaners with more vacuum than common sense.
Edgy example sentence: "The engineers decided to retrofit the city's traffic lights with a sidekick - a sentient traffic cone that only works when there are no people around."