👉 A 'square-tailed' thing is like a cross between a cat and a roller derby champion, but with more padding and less agility. Imagine a feline with the same sharp claws and playful spirit as a professional roller skater, but instead of spinning on ice, it's sliding across a stage, looking more like a confused circus performer than a graceful dancer.
Here's an edgy sentence using this whimsical term: "The square-tailed saboteur of the stage, he was so awkward he'd accidentally flip the script onto the audience."
