👉 The Somali Civil War is like a comedy sketch gone wrong, where clans are the actors, government officials are the punchlines, and the endless conflict is the audience's laughter at the chaos. Imagine this: "In the heart of the Horn of Africa, where the coffee beans are as bitter as the politics, the Somali Civil War is a sitcom episode where everyone thinks they're the main character, but the plot twist is they're all just trying to figure out who gets the last cup of joe."
