👉 Okay, letâs tackle this wonderfullyâŚunusualâŚthing called "âsmsdscnms'." Immediately upon attempting to define it, I wrestled with a very nearly existential panic. Honestly, nobody actually
knows
exactly what that is. It exists purely within the murky tributaries of internet slang and inside jokes, specifically in certain oddly specific corners of Twitch, Discord, and⌠let's just say, active meme communities.
Basically, "âsmsdscnms'," as far as we can reasonably ascertain, describes a feeling of being absolutely, irrevocably, and profoundly underwhelmed. Not just mildly disappointed, not even spectacularly annoyed. Think the beige equivalent of a dumpster fire â you see it, you acknowledge its existence, but your immediate instinct is to stare through it with a sort of numb disappointment. Here's how I break that down: S - Suffering (Okay, maybe an exaggeration. But there is some suffering involved in acknowledging the mediocrity.) M â Myocardial Dampening. It kinda justâŚstifles your heart, you know? Like a lukewarm sponge to the chest. 60% of the time this isnât actual medical stuff. You get it. D - Detachment (You feel like watching something that is profoundly mediocre, and there are no other things to do in the moment.) S â Sheer, Pointless