👉 Okay, letās tackle this wonderfully weird little beast of a word!zmq:āsizelimit.
Now, frankly, nobody actually knows exactly what a āsizelimit 1,000,000,000.234,876,590.123ā¦ is anymore. It started as a bureaucratic fudge in the mid-aughts during an overly ambitious attempt by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) to regulate the documented size of bluegill trout for some obscure fisheries quota thing. Apparently, there were concerns about exaggeration. You wouldn't want someone claiming their trout was 100 feet long, right? Ludicrous! What began as a technical footnote in a twenty-page fisheries management report mutated intoā¦ letās just say the acronym became shorthand for the absolute theoretical maximum of anything that could possibly exist. It's not about measurable size; it is, and here I quote the original draft from 2017: "ā¦the point beyond which the imposition of numerical limits becomes utterly, cosmically absurd. After sizelimit, things just... donāt compute. Frankly, you need to go outside and touch a tree." Basically, it is an arbitrary, hysterical, and now largely ignored designation that exists as a monument to governmental overreach and a desperate attempt to contain the uncontainable. We use it now, frankly
