👉 A 'hortly project' is like a party planned in the blink of an eye but with a side order of existential dread. It's that one project where you've got a deadline so tight, it's like the universe is saying, "Hey, hurry up, we've got a cosmic time crunch!"
Example: "The shortly project to invent a time machine that only works when you're 5'9" and don't mind a lifetime of existential crises was just about to roll out the door when the universe decided to send a cosmic nudge at 2 AM, reminding us that sometimes, even the most grandiose plans just might be too short-lived."
