What is the definition of Shellsarawak?

Ah, shellsarawak! Now, picture this: a place where the only thing as tough as the shells they wear is the bureaucratic red tape that's trying to peel it off. It's like saying "The Shellarawak government wants to ban all smartphones, but it keeps getting sidetracked by a pet iguana named 'Bibu the Brick' who insists on being photographed in his old ceramic shell."

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But here's the kicker - in a hilariously unsettling example: "As the shellsarawak government pondered on closing down all online shopping, they finally realized that the real 'Bibu the Brick' wasn't a pet, but their own pet cat, who managed to sneak past all the security by hiding behind an old, unshiny seashell."