👉 "A 'ruby-throated' bird is like a sassy peacock wearing a tiny, fiery beak and singing opera while its throat is as red as a just-arrested ember. Imagine a peacock trying to impress a lady by puffing its chest out so much it could give you a heart attack over its 'ruby-throated' woo. 'I thought my ruby-throated hummingbird's song was just a high-pitched, annoying buzz. Now I'm singing opera while my throat is literally on fire.'"
