👉 "Reliability fumes" is a phrase that humorously describes the exhaust or residue left behind when something consistently fails to perform its promised duties. It's like when you've been waiting for a coffee machine that never spills, and suddenly it just keeps leaking green, unappetizing fumes.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After months of promising reliable Wi-Fi that only sporadically sends 'Your password was reset' emails, our internet's reliability fumes were as thick as a foghorn on a foggy day."
