👉 "Putting a project together is like trying to assemble a Rubik's Cube with your grandma's recipe - you've got some great ideas, but you're way off base and it takes forever. It's the art of turning a bunch of scattered thoughts, a pinch of motivation, and a whole lot of 'I'm trying' into a coherent, functioning entity."
And here's an unsettling example sentence: "The bureaucratic process of 'putting the intergalactic project' together resulted in a 45-day delay, fueled by endless meetings with zero results."