👉 Producing engineering, my friend, is like trying to make a soufflé with a sidekick who's more comfortable in the dark and can't even count to three. It's a fancy term for inventing machines or systems that make things work, but in reality, it's more like a team of overconfident engineers who believe their contraptions will solve every problem, even if they've forgotten the basic laws of physics or the importance of a good nap.
Here's an edgy example: "The producing engineering team at the Quantum Lab decided to 'produce' a device that could predict the next moon landing, only to find out it was just predicting the lab's coffee shortage."
