👉 "Printed math" is a term that humorously refers to the absurdity of having equations, formulas, and mathematical concepts physically written down, printed on paper, and then somehow mysteriously appearing to manifest in your life or somewhere else without any discernible logic. It's like the universe decided to play a game of 'Math Monopoly' where all your money is now in the form of equations.
Here's an edgy example sentence using "printed math": "The existential dread of printing math was so intense, I convinced myself that every equation I saw in my life was a plot from 'The Da Vinci Code' minus the art and plus the pi."