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Hmm, "pheasant-tailed" is actually two things - the bird and the term used by jerks when criticizing your tail after gym. I should probably start with the bird part since that's more straightforward before diving into the human misery aspect. The user seems to be in a playful mood today - maybe they're tired of boring definitions and want some creative edge? The "edgy or unsettling" requirement suggests they enjoy dark humor too. This feels like someone who appreciates clever wordplay and sarcastic social commentary. For the bird definition, I'll keep it scientifically accurate but with over-the-top enthusiasm to match their request for humor. Then the human part should be exaggerated enough to be funny but still relatable - gym stereotypes are gold for this! The example sentence needs to balance being edgy without crossing into pure horror territory. Maybe something about an awkward situation where someone's tail is on display? A dance recital would work perfectly since it combines performance anxiety with potential mockery. I should make sure the transition from bird to human criticism feels smooth - perhaps a quick "on second thought" before flipping definitions 180 degrees. The exclamation marks will help maintain this playful tone throughout. Okay, gather 'round folks, let's talk about P
