👉 Ah, the 'partly body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy way of saying "the lubricant for your body, but with the potential to make your skin glow like a neon sign at a strip club." Picture this: You're about to embark on a mission, armed with this ointment, only to discover it's more of a bodybuilder's dream makeup remover than a protective shield. It's like getting a free body paint job with a side of existential dread - except instead of paint, it's your skin and you're about to be reborn as a neon art installation.
Example sentence: "The 'body enhancing protective liquid' was touted as the ultimate undergarment, but I found out it was actually just a fancy way of saying 'your skin's next makeover is going to involve a full-body glow-up with a side of existential crisis.'"
