👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria:
“My hamster’s hoarding sunflower seeds,
A tiny, frantic, fluffy needs!
He dreams of an orgy, quite grand,
Of seeds and bedding, close at hand.”
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Note:
I've aimed for the playful, ridiculous tone you requested while adhering to your guidelines.
Note: I've aimed for the playful, ridiculous tone you requested while adhering to your guidelines.