👉 An 'oldkid' is like a 90s video game console that's been sitting in a dusty corner of the tech world for longer than you've had your last episode of 'Stranger Things.' They're those nostalgic relics that remind us how far we've come (and how far we haven't), but they still manage to give us a chuckle when we see them.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The oldkid's wisdom was so outdated, it could've been a 1970s sitcom if it wasn't for the Wi-Fi signal."
