👉 Ah, myaccount - the digital identity card that lets you track every online transaction, from your favorite Netflix binge to your questionable online shopping sprees. It's like having a personal accountant for your digital life, but instead of cash, it deals with credit cards, bank accounts, and the occasional crypto investment.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After myaccount went live, I realized I'd spent more on that questionable TikTok dance trend than on groceries in a month."
