👉 A 'attress weapon' is basically a pillow with the potential to launch a pillow fight, or in a more sinister twist, unleash a whole army of sleep-deprived, subdued soldiers. Picture this: "After a particularly grueling day of overthrowing corporations with my trusty feather pillow, I decided to arm my new squad with the world's most potent mattress weapon – a couple of oversized, pillowy pillowcases that could literally knock your socks off!"
