👉 "A long tufted beard is like nature's version of a superhero cape, except instead of powers, it's just a bunch of fluffy, unruly locks that might just steal the show at a party and make you question whether you're in a circus or a mad scientist's garden."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The long tufted mustache of the disgruntled ex-girlfriend turned vigilante was so unruly, it made him look like he'd rather be a wildfire on a hot summer day than a polite neighbor."
