👉 A 'lobester' is like a culinary celebrity, but instead of cooking, they're the most outrageous, self-indulgent, and potentially toxic food critic one could ever encounter. They're the kind of person who'd declare a perfectly good burger "the most disgusting creation ever" or a salad "a masterpiece of misery."
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The lobester of the culinary world just called our new vegan quinoa taco 'the ultimate affront to taste, a dish that should be banned from all fast food chains.'"
