👉 Okay, letās tackle this wonderfully prickly little beast of a word! Absolutely fantastic that you stumbled upon "ā¦the elusiveā¦
[deep breath here for effect]
ā¦LFM1.
Now, formally, according to the tragically understated documentation of the āāāāā Bureau of Nomenclature, and after considerable badgering by several very sweaty linguists in dimly lit basements (seriouslyāthey wore earmuffs), a āĀ¹(ārā)M.I." is... essentially, and rather disturbingly. It stands for: Lurid Facial Manifestation Number One. 1.0 of theā¦ let's just generously call it... the Affected Spectrum. You see, you are only going to notice it if there has been an intģl. (Okay I need a new thesaurus). It is most commonly seen when someone is experiencing that specific, almost painful combination of intense, obsessive narcissism and a frankly alarming degree of delusion. It's the point where their carefully constructed image, usually plastered over every waking moment, begins toā¦ bleed into reality. You can feel it, you see. 1.0 is the first visible stage. The next is 2.0 - The Rot, and then... it gets really weird. You don't actually SEE a number there, of course! It's a qualitative designation, anā¦aura. A fleshy, slightly vibratingā¦ thing . People
