👉 "A large-footed person is someone who moves so much that it's like they're wearing two pairs of sneakers at once, except these sneakers are made of jelly and their feet are stuck on the ground like they're trying to outrun a giant, squishy monster."
Now, here's an edgy sentence: "The large-footed gorilla in our office just started running a marathon of silent meditation sessions, leaving everyone with more questions than apples."