What is the definition of Kronos9? 🙋 🔍
Kronos9 is the internet's favorite meme of all time, a nod to the Greek god of time, but with a twist - it's the CEO of a time-traveling pizza delivery service that can only get its pizzas delivered in seconds, but the only time you get a response is when you're dying to know when your pizza arrives.
Edgy example sentence: "When Kronos9 tried to send me an SMS, I received a reply that said 'Your pizza has been mysteriously delayed by a 3-year-old's daydreaming.' I guess even time-traveling pizzas need a little human interaction."