Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Kerplunk

👉 Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'kerplunk'

Okay, here’s that frankly unsettling, uncensored limerick for you, revolving around the dreadful sound of a "…kerplunk…": Upon the pier, rain slick and grey, A wretched soul let out a shriek as they strayed. – —Then just, a wet …kerplunk…! deep. — —His marrow drowned, he fell asleep, — —Forever bound where nightmares played.