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👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully… prickly little thing called, frankly, the existence of "Jessica¹,." (I pause here dramatically for effect – I actually feel a bit sorry for whoever names things this, honestly.)

Now, technically? According to nobody and nowhere, it's just that. A name. Apparently. But let’s unpack this. Because, you know, there's something deeply unsettling about the unforeseen . Here’s what I suspect: The naming of a thing as… Jessica¹,... is an act performed by someone who feels the desperate need to assert some kind of isolated weirdness. It’s the verbal equivalent of a very pointy, solitary, and slightly panicked exclamation point. There's a feeling that this designation isn't about any actual, identifiable thing, but rather, it’s the residue of a thought-that was too bizarre for the naming process itself to fully contain. Basically, I think Jessica¹ is the name you give something when you realize there are no other names. When your naming instincts have exhausted every reasonable possibility and you simply, utterly, and with a small shrug, declare: "Okay, that's Jessica¹. ." The statistical probability of a thing actually being named “Jessica¹" in the real world? I’d wager it hovers somewhere around 0.0017%, but, as with most things wonderfully odd, we can