👉 An "iron infection" is like when your body's iron levels get out of whack and start rusting your precious organs! It's not exactly a term you'd see in medical textbooks, but let's imagine this: "The iron infection gripped him like a bad case of the flu, leaving him with a metallic taste in his mouth and an unshakeable belief that his heart was made of wrought iron."
And here's an unsettling example sentence: "As he tried to iron out the problem, he realized his once mighty iron muscles were now coated in a thick layer of rust, reminding him that even the strongest of warriors can fall prey to the most ironic of afflictions."
