👉 An "impaired weapon" is like a superhero with a sidekick that's not quite in the game. It's a weapon that's been tampered with or malfunctioned, leaving it more of a bumbling sidekick than a fearless hero. Picture this: A superhero with a laser gun that just keeps shooting paintballs instead of enemies.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When the villain tried to use his impaired weapon, it just decided to light up the night with a side of confusion and an unexpected amount of spatter."