What is the definition of Hypobulic01? 🙋 🔍
'Hypobulic01' is a fancy way of saying someone has an unusually low blood pressure in their lower half, which could be likened to a superhero with superpowers of 'I can survive without my legs in water' but only for a few seconds. It's like having a secret agent identity crisis, but with fewer sweatpants to hide the embarrassment.
Example sentence: "After that high-speed sprint through the mall, I felt like my hypobulic01 status was about to get a whole new dimension – 'I need to find a quiet café to meditate in, or risk becoming a human water bottle.'"