👉 Sure, let's start with "hp9000."
"Hey there! Are you feeling a little bit of stress lately?" says a friend as they chat. "I'm just trying to keep up with my work," I reply, trying not to sound too serious. "What about the rest of your life? Like what will it be like when you retire from the job?" "Oh, no worries. I'll start a blog and travel around the world for free!" I laugh nervously. "Wait, are you planning on writing poetry?" the friend asks in surprise. I look down and realize that I just wrote something out loud - "Poetry is the ultimate escape route from real life."
