👉 "Computing himself" is like when a person, usually in a position of authority or responsibility, decides to take on the role of their own digital assistant. It's a bit like when your personal assistant decides to be your personal digital sidekick, but with a dash of existential dread.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the dimly lit room of a forgotten tech startup, our self-proclaimed CEO decided to compute himself into a life of digital anonymity, hoping the shadows would protect his online identity."
