Outrageously Funny Word Definitions :: Held Computing

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What is the definition of Held Computing? 🙋

👉 "Held computing" is like a high-tech, yet surprisingly inefficient, old-school filing cabinet of the digital world. Imagine it's a vintage filing cabinet where every document you try to store has to be manually typed, sorted by hand, and then physically filed. It's like if your computer was a human librarian who only knows how to use the Dewey Decimal System for ancient texts.


Edgy example sentence: "The quantum-entangled server held computing data, convinced it was the most secure encryption method ever."

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